The SkeleDong™ Costume
The SkeleDong™ Costume
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The skeleton costume nobody asked for… but everyone notices.
Why show up in another boring skeleton costume when you can bring a little extra bone?
The Skeleboner™ takes the classic full-body skeleton look and adds one ridiculously unnecessary detail guaranteed to get double takes. Whether you're hitting a Halloween party, costume contest, or just trying to make your friends question why they invited you, this costume was made to get laughs.
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“Wore this to a Halloween party and I swear I couldn’t go five minutes without someone pointing at it and laughing. Easily the funniest costume I’ve owned.”
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“My girlfriend told me not to buy it, which obviously meant I had to 😂. The reactions were even better than I expected.”
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"Absolutely ridiculous in the best way. Everyone wanted pictures with me and my friends were dying all night. 10/10 Halloween purchase.”
FAQs
What comes with the Skeleboner™ costume?
What comes with the Skeleboner™ costume?
The costume includes the skeleton jumpsuit, mask with attached hood, gloves, faux phallus, and air pump.
Where should I wear this?
Where should I wear this?
Halloween parties, adult costume events, nights out, or anywhere an outrageous joke costume is appropriate. It's intended for adults and may not be suitable for family-friendly events.
How does the costume gag work?
How does the costume gag work?
The costume uses an air-pump mechanism to create the signature Skeleboner effect.
What size is it?
What size is it?
What size is it?
The Skeleboner™ comes in one adult size designed to fit most.
Chest: 33"–42"
Waist: 25"–38"
Inseam: 31"–32"
Recommended Height: 5'6"–6'0"
Recommended Weight: 140–200 lbs
For the best fit, we recommend checking your measurements before ordering.
When will my order arrive?
When will my order arrive?
Orders typically arrive within 7–12 business days. Once your order has shipped, you'll receive a tracking number by email so you can follow your package every step of the way.
Please note that delivery times may vary slightly during periods of high demand.
Is it comfortable to wear all night?
Is it comfortable to wear all night?
It's designed as a lightweight novelty Halloween costume, making it suitable for parties, events, and nights out.